If you believe God is the CEO of the universe…

If your Jesus would be uncomfortable at a “beer church”…

If you believe God punishes people for the sins of others…

If you believe God punishes people at all…

If you believe God uses human suffering to bring glory to himself…

If you believe God is male…

If you think there are people unworthy of the love of God…

If you believe all human suffering can be traced back to two actual humans who literally listened to a serpent and ate some fruit…

You’re damn right I believe another gospel.